i usually save all that survey crap for myspace because, let's be honest, no one reads that bulletin shit, anyways. i'd rather not trash my blog with stuff like that, but this seemed amusing and i need something a little light-hearted and pointless to life at the moment. you'll get over it. feel free to do it yourself.
The Google.
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
emily needs almost 24-hour care.
haa.....:(
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
emily looks like a very charming woman, with a natural beauty and a sparkling, unconstrained expression in her face.
hey, i'll take that :)
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
emily does her best.
well, it's about time someone noticed.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
emily hates you.
aww.. that might be true. ;)
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
emily goes to berkley.
no, she doesn't. she should've looked into it, though.
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
emily loves to bounce.
...*dying laughing* (it's funny cuz it's truuuue... it sometimes replaces wiggling.)
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
emily eats some corn pops on the way to the party.
do i.. do i really..
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
[when] emily has to shit..
it's a youtube video. and no, it's not even a little amusing..
9: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
[do you think] emily will be pregnant by casey?
no, i don't.
10:Type in "[your name] went" in Google search:
emily went and did it.
it's true. i'm sorry.
11:Type in "[your name] was" in Google search:
emily was a well-behaved girl.
emily dickinson, apparently. i guess i was, once upon a time, as well.
12:Type in "[your name] believes" in Google search:
emily believes she owes no one taxes.
so fuck off, massachusetts.
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